Galinda: Oh, Madame, thank you for asking, but I've already been assigned a private suite. And whether you're here to study logic, literature, or linguification, I know I speak for my fellow faculty members when I say we have nothing but the highest hopes for some of you. Morrible: Welcome, new students! I am Madame Morrible, headmistress here, at Shiz University. And try not to talk so much! He Kisses Nessarose And Exits.Įlphaba: Well what could he have gotten me? I clash with everything! Jeweled shoes!įrex: As befits the future governor of Munchkinland. As you can see, she is a perfectly normal color.įrex: Elphaba, stop making a spectacle of yourself! I'm only sending you here for one reason.Įlphaba: Yes, I know, to look after Nessarose.įrex: My precious little girl: a parting gift. No, I'm not seasick, yes, I've always been green, no, I didn't chew grass as a child.Įlphaba: Oh, this is my younger sister, Nessarose.
SHIZZZZZZZZZZZ (DEAR OLD SHIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ)Įlphaba: What?! What are you looking at? Oh, do I have something in my teeth? Okay, let's get this over with. Galinda: Being Wheeled In On A Big Cart Filled With Luggage. IN OUR DAYS AT DEAR OLD SHIZ (DEAR OLD SHIZ) WE SHALL STILL REVERE THE LESSONS LEARNED But you must understand, it was a long time ago and we were both very young.
Glinda: Well, it depends on what you mean by "friend". Ozian: Glinda, is it true you were her friend? Glinda: Well, this has been fun! But as you can imagine I have much to attend to, what with the Wizard's unexpected departure. WHO SPURN WHAT GOODNESSES THEY ARE SHOWN!
GOODNESS KNOWS, THE WICKED DIE ALONE (SHE DIED ALONE) NOW AT LAST THERE'S JOY THROUGHOUT THE LAND! Glinda: So you see, it couldn't have been easy! Glinda: And of course, from the moment she was born she was. I'VE GOT ONE MORE NIGHT LEFT HERE IN TOWN, Glinda: And like all families, they had their secrets. Are people born wicked, or do they have wickedness thrust upon them? After all, she had a childhood, She had a father, who just happed to be the governor of munchlinkland. Glinda: That's a good question one that many people find confusifying. Ozian: Glinda, why does wickedness happen? Yes, the Wicked Witch of the West is dead! According to the Time Dragon Clock, the melting occurred at the 13th hour a direct result of a bucket of water thrown by a female child. Glinda: Well, there has been much rumor and speculation. LET US REJOICIFY THAT GOODNESS COULD SUBDUE Glinda: It's good to see me, isn't it? (Ozians Agree) No need to respond that was rhetorical. Head Guard.… (Ozian Army Member)Īvaric.…. (Galinda's Friend)Ĭhistery.… (Winged Monkey) (Elphaba's Professor/Goat)įrex.…… (Witch's Father) Morrible.… (Press Secretary/Head of Shiz) Where the music forms an integral part of the show.Stephen Schwartz: composer and author of theĮlphaba. (Of course, life is more complicated, and there are some shows where we supply sheet music for some of the songs.) The music is generally "popular music" (written by a variety of composers)Īnd in that case, Lazy Bee Scripts does not supply sheet music. The playwright suggests music or songs which form a counterpoint to the drama Musicals and Musical Plays with original songsĪ composer has written (or adapted) songs especially for that show (in which case, we supply sheet music) That statement may look silly, but this page combines several categories:. Some musical plays don't come with music! (There are also links to our search engise at the bottom of each of the major sections below.) There should also be an "additional details" page which lists the songs.)īest selling Musicals (this is a simple subset of the scripts listed below, for the reasons explained below), or follow the links below to narrow-down the search. These are plays where music forms an integral part of the drama.Ĭlick on the underlined text to see descriptions of the plays.
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